Otaku takes the next step but is it a step too far?

Old article I know but still it was a draft I didn’t know I had not finished on .
Otaku weds Body Pillow, what will the honeymoon be like? I mean seriously, will this guy have a heavy drycleaning bill? Does he own his own drycleaning buisness? If he gets a Matching bed set does that mean he’s 2x on her with her twin sisters? (Bedsheet and bedspread.) and what about the lolita factor for the Pillow? OMG,wth, I swear he couldn’t go out and find a 3D, or even a Girl next door type? No he has to get a Pillow with a 2-D on it. Sadness, despair.

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